what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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