- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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