- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

No soup for you!

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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