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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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