I'm rick james bitch

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

mitchell palmer sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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