What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Badabing.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

q ggggggggggggggggg

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

ejaculation JLR

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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