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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Sometimes i'm hungry.

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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