- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

haha Otarts was here

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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