- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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