what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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What's a joke? Funny

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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