- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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