- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Your mom.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

AIDS

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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