Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Take wrong turns

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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