- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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