why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Christianity.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Anti Joke

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