- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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