roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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