Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Cripples are lame.

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Mahmy

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Women's rights.

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