What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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su algato es en fuego

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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LET

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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