- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A fat guy!

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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