Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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