Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Agent 47.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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