- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

like most people my age. im 27

Religion.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

SUCK MY NUTS

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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