- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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