Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

my mind's eye?

Long joke Your such a downey

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Maths.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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