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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

copy me and i will kill you

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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