What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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