How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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