- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Christianity.

nolan is gay

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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