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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Replacement Referees

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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