- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Knock knock knock OCD

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

matt is fat

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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