a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

can you touch your toes? no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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