why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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A seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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