- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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