A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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