- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

world peace

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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