Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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A fat guy!

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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