- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

JUST KIDDING^

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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