- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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