What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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