I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What is my name? I dont know

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Women's rights

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Women drivers...

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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