- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

whats gay and american? a gay american

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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