- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mind's eye?

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

John lazzaro likes dick

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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