Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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c-? men, C-men

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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hi anti joke

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Not a joke.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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