Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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oh hey.

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dry handjob

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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