- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Womens rights

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

I like turtoes.

Politics.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Your mother is so fat.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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