- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Your mom.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

AIDS

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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