whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

rocky is here again.......................

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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