If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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shut up elliot

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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