Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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