what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Obama

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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