2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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