How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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