What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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