An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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