- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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