- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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