If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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