What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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