- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

my penis

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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