what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2vFEq0M&imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7nKXEePj87o/T5dBnSfhaBI/AAAAAAAAAHw/RNSE68GzbjU/s1600/Harry%252BStyles%252Bboy%252Bband%252BOne%252BDirection%252Barrives%252B1Tg3l2FYklYl.jpg&w=396&h=594&ei=2Y7HT6jnL4e69QSK2oW5Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=244&vpy=12&dur=543&hovh=160&hovw=106&tx=72&ty=122&sig=110416686013590693091&page=18&tbnh=160&tbnw=106&ndsp=13&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:231,i:105

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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