What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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