- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

whats gay and american? a gay american

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Maths.

Long joke Your such a downey

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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