- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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