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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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