A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Take wrong turns

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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im gay

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Anti Joke

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