- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Kameron Brown is gay.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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