- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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