- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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