- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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