let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What's the difference between a duck?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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