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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Justin

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

Women can vote? wtf

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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