What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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