- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

2 black kids walk into school

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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