- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What the hell are you doing?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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