- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I'm rick james bitch

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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