Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

you dint have to be a jew matt

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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