- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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