- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Justin with a hat.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

here's a joke... the american education society

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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