- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Gus's mom

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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