- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

There was once a man who lived in a box.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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