- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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