why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Niall Horan

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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