- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

once you go black your credit goes wack

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??