- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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