what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Penis.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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THE GAME

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