- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

To mamma so fat..............nuff said

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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