- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

knock knock!? . . No.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Actually it was me Josh brown

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

I am very humble.

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