Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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