P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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2 black kids walk into school

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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