- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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