- Anti Joke

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Hi.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.