- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Long joke Your such a downey

John lazzaro likes dick

my mind's eye?

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Maths.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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