- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Blacks

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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