why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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dry handjob

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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